Fries Over Guys — Softstyle Tee

Introducing 'Fries Before Guys' — because nothing pairs better with a bad idea than a side of fries.

Featuring original drawing art of a Marlboro pack stuffed with golden fries, this ultra-soft tee is built for road trips, drive-thru runs, and looking better than your choices.

Printed on a breathable, lightweight cotton blend with a relaxed fit, it’s made for lazy Sundays, chaotic brunches, and pretending you’re totally fine.

Grab the tee. Skip the salad. Fries forever.

Product Features:

• Ribbed knit collar retains shape
• Shoulder tape for stability
• Double needle hem ensures durability
• Side seams for structural support
• Soft 100% cotton fabric options

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: medium
• Do not iron
• Do not dryclean

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